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...for being gone every other Saturday (or every Saturday if you go home and away)? Or do you lay down the law when you get together that this is how it's going to be, take it or leave it? Or have you partnered with women who understand?
She hasn't spoken to me for almost seven years now.
She died.
She hasn't spoken to me for almost seven years now.
She died.
How much stick did I get from the missus...
So much that I divorced her.
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When you've got a fully signed shirt hanging dead centre above the bed I think she knows the situation tbh.
Plus by taking the kids along you're possibly doing more with them at weekend than you may have done.
She hated it when it used to be accompanied by a weekend on the beer but absolutely fine now I only go for a few before.
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