Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
Top Balcony? If you sat that far back when Mary was throwing the toffees no wonder you never got one.Oh good. I’ve been meaning to complain to the club. Could you please pass this on.
Dear Mary
I’m compelled to express my disappointment in your Toffee SCAM. Season upon season I look on empty handed as toffees are blatantly shared with the same few. Friends & family no doubt.
We haven’t had one in 20 years.
R Hucker
Top Balcony