Toffee Carl
Player Valuation: £500k
Getting battered again the utter clown.
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I'd like to think he'd be the Obi one and a mentor for our Luke "Gareth Southgate" Skywalker
All just pipe dreams these though mate, gotta drag the fat slug that is Allardyce over the line ( ideally a line made of broken glass )
Toffee Carl
Player Valuation: £500k
Doesn’t know how to set up a defence.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
i never wanted him here.
Martinez Mk2
Martinez Mk2
That's why he would fit in perfect with us as we haven't got one to set up.
Just gotta score more than the opposition and hope Pickford makes 20 saves a game. Honestly I don't know why Unsworth didn't realise how utterly crap we were at the back and just throw carefree caution into that stinking old wind
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
He's no Fat Sam...
But knows how to lose with style.
Like falling with grace as Buzz Lightyear would say
Our attack is possibly worse than our defence.
Niasse is very hurt by your post mate.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
You sound like you're enjoying the pain of it all.
"Ha Ha Ha ha."
Stop stalking me your weird get.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
*you
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Ha Ha Ha.
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