2019/20 Marcel Brands

[Goat]

Keep your money in your pocket Marcel.

Theres only munters floating around.

 

[Nymzee]

Marcel strolls into a Ocean Beach, picks the fittest bird and walks out with her on his arm.

Man doesn’t hang around Baa Bar at 4am on a drizzling January night looking for the lass with the least amount of sick on her face and lowest acceptable waist size.

Just you wait will Summer, lads. Babe transfers everywhere.

 

[matty1878]

He’s got a job on his hands!

 

[Lelouch]

instant success or we want peoples head on a stick the everton way

 

[Thomasc]

He’s got a job on his hands!

Bit tricky whilst he’s just sat on em mate!

Arsenal, Man Utd and Tottenham out there improving their squads whilst Brands is sitting on his hands.

Having a manager like Ancelotti is wasted on us.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I love how people genuinely believe Marcel Brands does nothing all day.

That's obviously how he sorted out PSV. Just luck. That's why Raiola represents him, cos he's useless and steals a wage.

Do you really want him to put every phonecall he makes on twitter or something?

 

[Thomasc]

I love how people genuinely believe Marcel Brands does nothing all day.

That's obviously how he sorted out PSV. Just luck. That's why Raiola represents him, cos he's useless and steals a wage.

Do you really want him to put every phonecall he makes on twitter or something?

The power of @davek is very strong on here.

like the Donald Trump of GOT.

 

[mos6141]

Don’t really see the big deal in purchasing in a January window with our current situation. 3 players out if contract in the summer, accessing Jonjoe and having Gbamin and Gomes back

 

[GwladysBlue]

I love how people genuinely believe Marcel Brands does nothing all day.

That's obviously how he sorted out PSV. Just luck. That's why Raiola represents him, cos he's useless and steals a wage.

Do you really want him to put every phonecall he makes on twitter or something?

The mighty PSV.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

The mighty PSV.

You're right. Instead of doing the job he had he should have been DoF at Bayern Munich or Real Madrid before he came to Everton.

You have no idea what he did at PSV, do you?

 

[Lanolin]

I love how people genuinely believe Marcel Brands does nothing all day.

That's obviously how he sorted out PSV. Just luck. That's why Raiola represents him, cos he's useless and steals a wage.

Do you really want him to put every phonecall he makes on twitter or something?

Not having a go at Brands but I just have to laugh at the idea that being represented by the ubersnake Raiola somehow precludes you from stealing a wage! May be worth noting that amongst his many clients who fans may see as wage stealers (Pogba anybody?) he lists one Felipe Mattioni, who managed to get a gig with us, AC Milan, Espanyol and others, without ever actually managing to kick a ball.

 

[Simon Buttle]

I love how people genuinely believe Marcel Brands does nothing all day.

That's obviously how he sorted out PSV. Just luck. That's why Raiola represents him, cos he's useless and steals a wage.

Do you really want him to put every phonecall he makes on twitter or something?

Raiola represents Jesse Lingard mate, and ManU fans will tell you that he does steal a wage as does Pogba, but i do get your point, i think we are better just waiting till the summer anyway, it gives Carlo a chance to have a proper look at the players and decide who he wants and who he does'nt as none of us really know.

 

[Goat]

Hes done it again.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Hes done it again.

If only he really was on the 25k quoted yesterday.

 

[matty1878]

Bit tricky whilst he’s just sat on em mate!