Match Thread Man Utd vs Everton, Sunday 17th Sept 4pm

[brieverton]

Sky Sports pundits can't find anything positive to say about us

Nothing new there. Rather that than being patronised.

 

[Tubey]

This is genuinely the first time ever that I've had no hope whatsoever of even a point going into a game.

So for Koeman to say he'd take a point, I can't criticise him for it - we all would.

But the fact that's an absolute dream at this point says it all about our business in that window and our available squad.

 

[edge]

Shhh you'll get them all mad.

Good, bloody lost already if we don't get into them.

 

[jonnyboy316]

It is a spineless line up

 

[Yarrgh]

My wife's boring friend and her tedious son are coming to visit on Sunday after 2. Everton is less of an enticing prospect than their visit. I expect naught but misery on my Sunday.

The child is whingeing. And her friend's bottom has really spread out. Could be worse though ... Everton could be on the tv.

 

[matty1878]

COYB PLEASE please

 

[Gladystweet]

Buckle up. It gunna get bumpy.

 

[Tigger]

Watching Bein sports Gray an co coddeming the line up as four centre halfs and Baines no pace in the team!

Is this when you smack someone with a fish?

 

[edge]

The child is whingeing. And her friend's bottom has really spread out. Could be worse though ... Everton could be on the tv.

Go the pub mate

 

[cromofo]

Clench your buttocks and prepare your anooos

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Let the dry bumming commence!

 

[ijjysmith]

This is gonna hurt so bad.

 

[Donald Twain]

Buckle up. It gunna get bumpy.

*sticks head between legs

 

[Joey66]

Is this when you smack someone with a fish?

I pad woes!lol

 

[chrissyjack]

Is he trying to get the push