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1 nil to Everton Rooney, maybe a sneaky 2, Klaassen in the 88th.

It's brilliant. Kids all over the world will say "look mum, there's that crazy birds team, can I have one, they're rubbish"We are going to get d!cked on live tv with effing Angry Birds on our shirts.
This might be peak Everton.
United will be laughing at our line up, we are set up to try and nick something off set pieces. We offer no other threat, really shocked how poor that set up is.
Henry saying Rom don't like us.
