Match Thread Man Utd vs Everton, Sunday 17th Sept 4pm

[lungo]

Gylfi as a makeshift striker ? guess it's better than nothing

No striker today. Gylfi and Rooney our first defenders. Martina and Baines are the most important players on the pitch for us. If they arent good we will loose by 5 goals.

 

[APN_EFC]

Only with Coleman and Baines in top form and fitness bombing down the wings could this line up look anything close to moderately attacking.

I don't feel good about this at all. Parking 2 buses - but both buses have engine failure

I'm normally positive to the point of stupidity

 

[Tubey]

Changing my mind - 5-0 United.

 

[jayden28]

What a awful Sunday it's gonna be,first GGG gets robbed and now I'm pretty sure we going to get bummed big time,4-0 utd.

 

[R.Reddington]

Pundits even know our issues but Koeman doesn't

 

[leslad]

Rooney to score a deflected goal off his arse cheek and then run to the Stretford end and celebrate by necking a can of Stella hidden in his cleavage

I'd die a happy man if I could see only a fictional movie short version of this story.

 

[Peter Kolen]

This could be embarassing today, Is a major understatement.

 

[Donald Twain]

5 at the back it is then!

 

[ford_uk]

If they score early this could get very messy

 

[edge]

Couldn't get any slower team if we tried, how are we going to get the ball up the pitch?

 

[carolinablue232]

Is Ronald taking the piss ?

He may actually be trying to get sacked. He'd get a massive payoff

 

[kenada_blue]

Sky Sports pundits can't find anything positive to say about us

 

[Big_nev]

Really going to have to frustrate the Mancs to get anything out of this. It's a little bit small time to reduce ourselves to nicking something on a set piece but I guess you never know.

The biggest problem we could have though is a badly isolated Rooney. We aren't the fastest in transition so I don't see him getting much support if any.

 

[Aqui1a]

I'd like an option for 0-0 to be added. With so many defensive players in the team, I really can't see us conceding any goals. That's how it works, right?

 

[Efcjake]

will lukaku celebrate when he scores?

He'll kiss the badge and then moon the traveling blues whilst giving them the the V.