Blue Neon
Player Valuation: £10m
Everton to score? You avin a laugh?I think we all know how this one will go...
Everton to score? You avin a laugh?I think we all know how this one will go...
This one's on earlier isn't it? Probably still recommend an early night like...Stayed up for the last joke of a match to see Thierno, and nowt happened because the team is crap. Felt like death the next day, not doing that anymore- this will be a vicious bumming, with Cunha lashing in 50 yarders for weak wrist Travesty to bundle in.
By an hour and a bit!This one's on earlier isn't it? Probably still recommend an early night like...
Tired legs? God help usI wonder if we’ll rotate the tired legs for this one.
Oh hang on we can’t can we because we have no players.
Tired legs? God help us
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