Male grooming

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I doubt any of our missus are with us for our looks.

Relationships based on appearances dont last.

Bugger.

*Looks for ugly partner*

 

[GoldenToffee]

Haircut once a month.

Trim pubes using scissors to keep the hair from getting out of control. Not brave enough to use the straight razor on the old todger so I stick to scissors and a twist-and-pull approach with the pubes.

Use a straight razor to remove excess hair from in (not on) my arse cheeks because I don't like having any hair in there.

10 minute shower every morning, mint and tea tree tingly shower gel. Deodorant and mouthwash used post-shower.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

There's a difference between "looks" and being a bit smelly.

You truly are a glutton for punishment wondering in to check on a thread which would clearly contain a bit too much info.

Or did you draw the short straw?

 

[anton66]

Went into a Turkish barber once to get my head shaved, imagine my surprise when he gets the hot wax out, slams 2 blobs (not sure what the collective noun is) of wax into my ears and 2 sticks with more wax on up my nostrils. I've never felt more air tight in my life, the wax getting ripped out/off didn't provide much relief.

It’s the next fella who gets them same, used-blobs I feel for.

 

[RAFUH]

You truly are a glutton for punishment wondering in to check on a thread which would clearly contain a bit too much info.

Or did you draw the short straw?

I'm an old spinster mate. Thought I might be able to glean some tips for the other sort of (adult) male grooming.
Imagine my disappointment....and horror.

 

[Devanski]

A splash of Hai Karate... done ?
Fighting off the women me ?

 

[Sennott Street]

Trim my beard and cut my hair. Everywhere else is natural.

 

[wm02]

This morning at breakfast my four year old daughter told me I smelled.
May need to step my game up a bit ?

 

[RAFUH]

This morning at breakfast my four year old daughter told me I smelled.
May need to step my game up a bit ?

Kids are brutally blunt

 

[-Rob-]

Perhaps she's only been out with men who live in bungalows before?

She did say her ex didn't have much up top

 

[-Rob-]

The content of some of your posts would suggest this is most definitely not the case.

The internet can give a very false impression of a person's true personality.

 

[wm02]

Kids are brutally blunt

So true. She, in particular, has been burying me recently. This weekend I overheard her tell a friend: “That’s my Daddy. He has no hair on his head”
?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Male grooming.

Why do I think of Everton's (former) heart throb André Gomes when I hear that phrase?

 

[trueblue84]

Male grooming.

Why do I think of Everton's (former) heart throb André Gomes when I hear that phrase?

I'm surprised it didn't make you think of another one of our players.

 

[Chewbacca]

I’m not called Chewbacca for no reason.