Male grooming

[BornBlue76]

I've got more hair on my face than I do on ... no never mind..

Just do whatever your Mrs wants is my suggestion.

 

[coollino]

Went into a Turkish barber once to get my head shaved, imagine my surprise when he gets the hot wax out, slams 2 blobs (not sure what the collective noun is) of wax into my ears and 2 sticks with more wax on up my nostrils. I've never felt more air tight in my life, the wax getting ripped out/off didn't provide much relief.

waxi

 

[Toast]

I've never felt more air tight in my life,

@Paris

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

And also NHS budgets would be under a lot less strain if everyone in this country made more of an effort to lose weight and get fit.

Once a year there should be a visit from the fat inspectorate and if you can't fit into the same jeans you had 20yrs ago then pay a £1,000 fine to the NHS. The next year double that fine and so on..

You mean you don't already get that visit?

Funny what each CCG will commission.

 

[kev]

 

[chrismpw]

I'm a man. As such I'm too busy actually doing stuff to look in a mirror. Grooming is vanity is self obsession is not doing stuff to better others.

I wash when I stink a bit obviously - preferably before

 

[tommye]

Sorry.

Lost me at 'no not that sort'


Sake

 

[Yarrgh]

I'm "rugged". Though recently I have noticed that my previously unknown yeti heritage is starting to become more and more prevalent.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Went into a Turkish barber once to get my head shaved, imagine my surprise when he gets the hot wax out, slams 2 blobs (not sure what the collective noun is) of wax into my ears and 2 sticks with more wax on up my nostrils. I've never felt more air tight in my life, the wax getting ripped out/off didn't provide much relief.

Best thing ever.

 

[Methuselah]

And also NHS budgets would be under a lot less strain if everyone in this country made more of an effort to lose weight and get fit.

Once a year there should be a visit from the fat inspectorate and if you can't fit into the same jeans you had 20yrs ago then pay a £1,000 fine to the NHS. The next year double that fine and so on..

I don't have any jeans and never have had. However, I still weigh the same as I did when I played my last game of football in 1976.

 

[Yarrgh]

I don't have any jeans and never have had. However, I still weigh the same as I did when I played my last game of football in 1976.

22 stone?!?

I kid, I kid. I weigh less than I did 20 years ago, though probably more than in 1976 as I was only 2.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

And also NHS budgets would be under a lot less strain if everyone in this country made more of an effort to lose weight and get fit.

Once a year there should be a visit from the fat inspectorate and if you can't fit into the same jeans you had 20yrs ago then pay a £1,000 fine to the NHS. The next year double that fine and so on..

Oh dear God, I could single handedly fund a couple of heart transplants and a gall bladder removal.

 

[-Rob-]

My missus admitted recently that she was shocked when she first saw that I keep downstairs tidy. Apparently she's only ever been with guys that don't tidy up so either she has a fairly low bodycount or manscaping is for the more refined gentlemen like myself.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

My missus admitted recently that she was shocked when she first saw that I keep downstairs tidy. Apparently she's only ever been with guys that don't tidy up so either she has a fairly low bodycount or manscaping is for the more refined gentlemen like myself.

The content of some of your posts would suggest this is most definitely not the case.

 

[Tigger]

Trim the pyabs every now and then to make myself feel better, nice to see more than just a bell and a bush.