Transfer Rumour Malcom

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I knew a Malcolm about 16 years ago and he was very, very odd. Wore a mac all the time and not even for flashing purposes. And I am fairly sure played some classical music; the flute or the fiddle or something.

For these reasons I'm out. Don't want no fiddling flasher playing for us.*

*though this may seem to be a torturous punchline from a contrived origin, it's actually all true.
 
I knew a Malcolm about 16 years ago and he was very, very odd. Wore a mac all the time and not even for flashing purposes. And I am fairly sure played some classical music; the flute or the fiddle or something.

For these reasons I'm out. Don't want no fiddling flasher playing for us.*

*though this may seem to be a torturous punchline from a contrived origin, it's actually all true.
I knew a Malcolm from school. Slept with his eyes open. Proper scary freak.
 
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