Magaye Gueye Is Slower Than...

[Tubey]

That's possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen. Why can't he bend his legs? Why is he at an athletics meet? Did they just have a spare lane and did it for charity or something?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm guessing it was a decathlon or something and he just banks on winning the whole thing by throwing a shot put 30 metres further than everyone else.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

 

[Joao Moutinho]

I think the reason he runs so slowly is that his head is so perfectly round that he i aero dynamically incapable of running with any real pace

 

[Librarian]

And school of Kopites

 

[Great Dane]

...the turning cycle of the Titanic

 

[ScouseBlueBoy]

Would he be any better if he was quick? Does he have a good set of skills and footballing brain? Only those who have seen him more than I can answer those questions.

Speed off the mark is essential - the first 10 yards for example (like Jason Robinson). That's about upper body strength propelling you forward. No point being fast over 100m on a footy field.

If the club have noticied his lack of blistering pace as a problem, they should be doing something about it.

 

[Summerskin]

The intro to any Pink Floyd song.

 

[Blue for you]

he has a arse on him the size of a little country, why is he getting games ahead of Barkley

 

[tasslehoff]

Jamie Kharaggeeerrrr

 

[Loz]

Slower than.......Bill Kenwright selling a football club.

 

[malfosse]

...coal forming.

 

[jsweeney17]

Slower than.......Bill Kenwright selling a football club.

Slower than .... Barkley's Career progression

 

[thebluefox]

slower than death

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I don't like to insult Everton players, But he isn't very good, I'm all for giving chances but i think he either needs a loan or to be sold. I think he'd be a good player in a slower paced league, He has usually good passing, Good-ish brain and a good cross, I just don't think it'll work for him at everton.