Ironinc, no?Is that the best you have; juvenile, no?
Johnny Carey likes this.He got fired after winning the FA cup. That cant happen at Everton. Hmm . I mean winning the FA cup bit..
Implying we're not gonna go ballistic instantly and never stop.Once upon a time we got threads about Simeone and Tuchel.
The united fan next to me said that if he came, at least we'd be laughing when we weren't going ballistic.
Like Martial![]()
NoIroninc, no?
we genuinely cannot do better.
face facts. if he came it's the absolute best manager - CV wise - we could attract.
I am not certain he is coming simply because I am sure I read that he had retired.

So why doesn't this Moomin person get banned? Anybody else starts a thread like this, it's a lock and a ban...
Apparently retired 16.01.2017.we genuinely cannot do better.
face facts. if he came it's the absolute best manager - CV wise - we could attract.
I am not certain he is coming simply because I am sure I read that he had retired.
Bingo: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jan/16/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-retire
Credit to the Guardian
Louis van Gaal to retire from football for ‘family reasons’
• Van Gaal has been out of work since leaving Old Trafford last May
• Dutchman was reportedly offered £11m a season by Asian club
Louis van Gaal left Manchester United just two days after he led them to victory in the FA Cup final. Photograph: Martin Rickett/PA
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Louis van Gaal has confirmed he intends to retire from coaching despite the former Manchester United manager receiving an offer to manage a club in Asia where he would have earned £44m in three seasons.
The Dutchman, 65, has been out of work since leaving Manchester United in May– just two days after he led them to victory in the FA Cup final.
Despite initially stating that he was keen to work again after two years at Old Trafford, Van Gaal told the Dutch newspaper the Telegraaf on Monday that “events in his family” have persuaded him not to despite the chance to earn a lucrative salary overseas.
“I could go there, but I’m still here,” Van Gaal said. “So much has happened in my family.”
Van Gaal also managed Ajax, Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Holland in a coaching career that began in 1991. He said after leaving United that he was interested in coaching again, but that door now seems to have closed.
The report said that last month one of his daughters lost her husband, and that has weighed heavily on his decision. “I thought maybe I would stop, then I thought it would be a sabbatical, but now I do not think I will return to coaching,” he said.
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