Lukaku

Mark Bisson · September 4, 2013

Neger8 said:
Lukaku will be on the bench. so its not even sure he will play

*prays*

bluestevon · September 4, 2013

Mark Bisson said:
*prays*

lol i want him to bang 5 in and come back to us on fire tbh ;p

Jacko93 · September 4, 2013

He doesn't like beans on toast.

THE MONSTER!

EFC David · September 4, 2013

Luk kaku oooh
Luk kaku oooh
He comes from Chelsea
He'll score and go back oooh

Jacko93 · September 4, 2013

On another note, this lad is 20 years old, yet speaks like a seasoned pro. This is exactly what we need.

Chimpy Glassman · September 4, 2013

Who was the last player at Everton to get a hat-trick on their début?

Just sayin'.

Aqui1a · September 4, 2013

I'm already preparing for the hangover when this lad goes back to Chelsea D:

Chimpy Glassman · September 4, 2013

Enjoy him while he's here.

sexualchocolate · September 4, 2013

Chimpy Glassman said:
Who was the last player at Everton to get a hat-trick on their début?

Just sayin'.

Cottee I think....

Groucho · September 4, 2013

Chimpy Glassman said:
Who was the last player at Everton to get a hat-trick on their début?

Just sayin'.

Tony Cottee I think. 1989 v Newcastle?

chicoazul · September 4, 2013

Groucho said:
Tony Cottee I think. 1989 v Newcastle?

1988 lid. Followed it up with a winner away to Coventry the week later where Southall played ace.

Ruairi77 · September 4, 2013

I remember the back page of one of the tabloids after Cottees debut reading 'What a lottee Cottee gottee'. There's some useless crap in my head. oh, and Lukaku is a great signing!

Housequake · September 4, 2013

chicoazul said:
1988 lid. Followed it up with a winner away to Coventry the week later where Southall played ace.

Clue me up on Cottee here la, he's scored 99 goals for us and he's seen as a proper let down from what i've noticed, there's 8 people in the history of this club that can point to a better return than that.

What's the beef la, WHY?!

Ron Burgundy · September 4, 2013

Housequake said:
Clue me up on Cottee here la, he's scored 99 goals for us and he's seen as a proper let down from what i've noticed, there's 8 people in the history of this club that can point to a better return than that.

What's the beef la, WHY?!

terrible that he left on 99.

Get yer arse out of retirement Tony you lazy get.

chicoazul · September 4, 2013

Housequake said:
Clue me up on Cottee here la, he's scored 99 goals for us and he's seen as a proper let down from what i've noticed, there's 8 people in the history of this club that can point to a better return than that.

What's the beef la, WHY?!

A couple of things motherf*cker. He was part of a waning team and was with us right throughout our fail from grace from being challengers to relegation material. He also carried our record signing label for a long period of that, 2.2m was a lot of money in 1988 for a toggerer.

He had the likes of Sharp playing with him for that period so was never going to go above in affections of most blues. A lot of blues gave him a label of being selfish and playing for himself and not the team, Sharp said it in his book I think about Cottee being pleased if he scored but Everton lost I think.

Also had a crap side part.