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Player Valuation: £500k
I quite like the WRIGGLY ARMS DANCE.
I'd neg myself if I had the ability to do so.
I'd neg myself if I had the ability to do so.
I quite like the WRIGGLY ARMS DANCE.
I'd neg myself if I had the ability to do so.
To be fair Ched Evans did go on to prove that he was fairly lethal in the box
I quite like the WRIGGLY ARMS DANCE.
I'd neg myself if I had the ability to do so.
To be fair Ched Evans did go on to prove that he was fairly lethal in the box
Jelavic is better...
... at missing.
Mate, don't be so hard on the lad, all he needs is one goal and his confidence will soar.
Yes, it's been 18 games since his last goal but his attitude is exceptional, unlike Sturridge who is just far too greedy with the ball, i'd personally rather have a team player like Jelavic than somebody like Sturridge, who clearly plays for only himself.
I personally think he will come good but have enjoyed watching him, I personally think he & Lukaku should be our front 2 he will thrive imo.
I also thought Sturridge was greedy, but from what I've seen he's been bringing other players into the game more this season, got 2 assists when they beat Sunderland as well. I wrote him off after the olympics, but he certainly looks a good player.
As for Jelavic, just lost faith in him dude. I would like to see use play 2 up front, but no chance are we playing 4-4-2, the only way we're playing 2 up top is 3-5-2.
Mate I was taking the piss, Jelavic is one of the most useless players I've ever seen, we might as well be lining up with an empty packet of quavers up front when that beaut is playing.
2 goals in a calendar year, the ghost of Mo Mowlam could do better than that.

Both a quality players, both were considered by Chelsea to be not good enough for their team and both score crazy amounts of goals. Both of them also seem fairly well grounded (ie not n*bheads) Where would you rank them alongside each other?
I would say Lukaku is slightly better because of his age and his all round game. But am I biased because Sturridge is a RS? I'm not sure.
I'm just thinking, if Chelsea let Sturridge go for £12m, maybe we could get Lukaku for a little bit more? No? Well its worth a try.
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