Lukaku Agent: “Something’s changed at Everton”

[sageyefc]

Stones actually handed in a transfer request and gets less stuck than rom on here

Kept his gob shut though and then got his head down when we refused

 

[orly]

Kept his gob shut though and then got his head down when we refused

Nah he cried like a lil bish in the service stations

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[maccavennie]

Nah he cried like a lil bish in the service stations

all because they had ran out of kp skips the spoilt little brat.

'koff Stones you prawn cocktail loving monster!

 

[orly]

all because they had ran out of kp skips the spoilt little brat.

'koff Stones you prawn cocktail loving monster!

Probably doesn't even like Monster Munch the little ballbag

 

[maccavennie]

Probably doesn't even like Monster Munch the little ballbag

prefers salad cream to brown sauce on his bacon sarnie as well the massive Yorkshire whopper.

Sell. At any cost!!

 

[orly]

prefers salad cream to brown sauce on his bacon sarnie as well the massive Yorkshire whopper.

Sell. At any cost!!

Oh God, what a bizarre little deviant he sounds

Release him immediately Moshiri you total fraud

 

[maccavennie]

Oh God, what a bizarre little deviant he sounds

Release him immediately Moshiri you total fraud

get rid of him, Rom and Ross as these are the 3 trouble makers and sort out

Shane Long - as honest as the day is long
Pelle - as long as the night is short
Fonte - will show Stones what it takes to be a real man.

I think 100m should be able to get us those 3 from the Saints and then we will be really cooking on gas!

 

[billytoffee]

prefers salad cream to brown sauce on his bacon sarnie as well the massive Yorkshire whopper.

Sell. At any cost!!

Salad cream on a bacon buttie is just simply warped and indicates a thought process fundamentally at odds with being a human being in a civilised society - if that is something you have thought of yourself Mac then you may need to seek professional help.

 

[orly]

Salad cream on a bacon buttie is just simply warped and indicates a thought process fundamentally at odds with being a human being in a civilised society - if that is something you have thought of yourself Mac then you may need to seek professional help.

Could you imagine the taste of warm salad cream. Would be like ingesting someone else's warm vomit

 

[maccavennie]

Salad cream on a bacon buttie is just simply warped and indicates a thought process fundamentally at odds with being a human being in a civilised society - if that is something you have thought of yourself Mac then you may need to seek professional help.

not me Billy mate, word in the Yorkshire dales is our Johnny boy Stones likes a bit of salad cream on his bacon. Absolutely shocking behaviour of you ask me and he should be punted out the club pronto

 

[sageyefc]

Nah he cried like a lil bish in the service stations

Because I threatened him with actual violence, any bish would cry under such circumstance

 

[sageyefc]

Could you imagine the taste warm salad cream. Would be like ingesting someone else's warm vomit

Rather lick Pete price clean than to touch that vile condiment

 

[orly]

Because I threatened him with actual violence, any bush would cry under such circumstance

Burning bush?

 

[sageyefc]

Burning bush?

predictive text innit