Haydn
Player Valuation: £15m
Over complicating things there, I suggest. She doesn’t have the capacity to think for herself.She thinks hustings is a town in Sussex.
It can talk and make noises, but the utterances have no more intellectual consideration, than a “please mind the gap” announcement, on the London underground.
A treasure trove of U-Turns lies ahead, as she is constantly corrected by her masters on her latest gaffe.


