Current Affairs Liz Truss

[Kurt.]

British blood. I remember a British horror film, the type where they had three or four stories, where a stranger visits this town looking for somewhere to eat. He finds all the shops and restaurants closed although it's mid-afternoon. Later, he meets a man in a rush who asks why he isn't inside yet. A couple of minutes later he notices a basement restaurant which is just opening up.

He goes in, sits down and orders the soup of the day. The place quickly fills up, his soup comes, he orders some red wine. He takes a sip of the soup, tomato it looks like, and thinks, this has a strong taste. Asks the waiter who says it's the usual and points to all the other customers who are having it. He takes a drink of his red wine and drops the glass in disgust. Calls the waiter over and asks him what kind of wine it is. Waiter replies, B negative. The restaurant door is locked, the curtains closed, and the rest of the diners move towards him showing their fangs, because - wait for it, they're a bunch of corrupt decaying vampires - a fine metaphor.

What happened to him ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

What happened to him ?

He was turned like all the rest, and became a creature of the undead, came up with the idea of 'kids ate free' for the restaurant chalkboard on the street so they made him high chancellor.

 

[Kurt.]

He was turned like all the rest, and became a creature of the undead, came up with the idea of 'kids ate free' for the restaurant chalkboard on the street so they made him high chancellor.

Ah, the one starring Michael Howard

 

[summerisle]

What happened to him ?

Something nasty, something very nasty.

 

[peteblue]

British blood. I remember a British horror film, the type where they had three or four stories, where a stranger visits this town looking for somewhere to eat. He finds all the shops and restaurants closed although it's mid-afternoon. Later, he meets a man in a rush who asks why he isn't inside yet. A couple of minutes later he notices a basement restaurant which is just opening up.

He goes in, sits down and orders the soup of the day. The place quickly fills up, his soup comes, he orders some red wine. He takes a sip of the soup, tomato it looks like, and thinks, this has a strong taste. Asks the waiter who says it's the usual and points to all the other customers who are having it. He takes a drink of his red wine and drops the glass in disgust. Calls the waiter over and asks him what kind of wine it is. Waiter replies, B negative. The restaurant door is locked, the curtains closed, and the rest of the diners move towards him showing their fangs, because - wait for it, they're a bunch of corrupt decaying vampires - a fine metaphor.

Tbf, we’ve all been in pubs like that…..

 

[mahermi1]

What happened to him ?

He became Jacob Rees Mogg and he actually infested the Vampires.

 

[mahermi1]

Tbf, we’ve all been in pubs like that…..

...what's you're pub called Pete ?

 

[peteblue]

...what's you're pub called Pete ?

The Bats Teeth……

 

[mightymoyes]

back in the news for being a simpleton

 

[ArtetaMoney]

She’s going to tell everyone how good of a job she did, like we have all forgotten about her tenure.

 

[Xizor]

She likely suspects there's going to be a post-Election dumping of Sunak, and wants her name to be in the replacement hat. Recasting her failure as all the fault of the shadowy groups that the Tory members already believe (from their boomer Facebook feeds) are ruining the country generally, and also reminding them that she was still the last leader they picked. They can have their choice back again and have some real Conservative values at the heart of the party 'for once'.

She'll be in the ring with such horrors as Braverman, who'll be telling us all that she could have stopped the boats if only Rishi had been serious about it.

With any luck we'll get a period like the turn of the century, with a Tory hammering so severe they have no idea which way to go after it for years, giving a solid, sensible progressive government a good run without any real opposition.

 

[degsy]

She likely suspects there's going to be a post-Election dumping of Sunak, and wants her name to be in the replacement hat. Recasting her failure as all the fault of the shadowy groups that the Tory members already believe (from their boomer Facebook feeds) are ruining the country generally, and also reminding them that she was still the last leader they picked. They can have their choice back again and have some real Conservative values at the heart of the party 'for once'.

She'll be in the ring with such horrors as Braverman, who'll be telling us all that she could have stopped the boats if only Rishi had been serious about it.

With any luck we'll get a period like the turn of the century, with a Tory hammering so severe they have no idea which way to go after it for years, giving a solid, sensible, progressive, government a good run without any real opposition.

Good luck finding one of them. lol

 

[COYBL25]

She’s certifiably mad.

 

[tsubaki]

She’s certifiably mad.

Either that or she’s into being verbally belittled.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"the london dinner party circuit"

bouncy chebs is a walking disaster, only allowed into the premiership by the johnson backers to highlight him via comparison. now the focus falls on her honours list, why isn't there more rage about johnson's honours list? this interbred scum needs ousting and all of their hangers on need to go as well.