Match Thread Liverpool v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Activates 'disassociation mode'.

It's safer. Join me, become comfortably numb for a few days/a week. You'll be happier.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Hate this fixture nowadays.
Probably not watching.
Like a visit to the dentist, except no changing ends after 45 minutes......

 

[MikeH72]

I am always in awe of people who are optimistic about our chances of winning this fixture. I am not optimistic, sadly.

I am in awe of the thousands and thousands that pay actual real currency for a ticket to stand there and get laughed at by them all for 2 hours on a weekend. I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon than visit that place at any point in my lifetime.

 

[Alan Whittle]

C’mon Blue
Derbludyshytedeez

 

[Tipp blue]

All I want is to see Everton be absolutely battered for 98 minutes without us having a shot on target but somehow still be 0-0 after Liverpool having 86% possession, 20 shots, hit the post a few times a few top class Pickford saves.. us to score an obviously offside goal with DCL using his hand to score and none of it to be picked up by VAR and suddenly the ref blowing the whistle on 99 minutes when there was supposed to be 11 minutes added time.. Is this too much to ask for?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Garner and Onana in the middle and get into these

 

[st.domingo]

Yeah big game required from Onana - especially after giving it the large one this week

 

[siddharth]

COYB... Let's go for a Win, pl... PLEASE.
3-4-2-1 with a midfield of Onana and Garner and a forward lineup with DCL leading, Danjuma/Harrison, and Beto/McNeil behind them... Also need proper wingbacks like Patterson and Mykolenko/McNeil to start.

 

[degsy]

Hurt them blues, hunt them down and hurt them!

This

 

[Yarrgh]

Trent in the hybrid role? Lazarus van PegLeg marshaling the defence? Tossed Salad mystifying VAR? Ratboy Robbinson back from his mystery smack fix international injury? Otto Von Pissflaps blinding the Scotch Egg with his 1000 lumen gnashers? The Goodison end's whiff of skunk being replaced by the Anfield ventolin fog?

It can only mean one thing... 3-0 to the boys in blue! Up the toffees.

 

[degsy]

The 243rd Merseyside Derby.

Goats 11 to start :

Pickford
Patterson - Tarkowski- Branthwaite - Young
Onana - Gana Garner
Harrison - Doucoure - McNeil
Calvert- Lewin
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COYB

Fixed that for you mert

 

[Kurt.]

If we can keep them down to just putting 7 past us I’ll be satisfied

 

[Toffeelover]

If any of you are going to this derby where will you sit ? Isn't Anfield Road End still not useable ?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The 243rd Merseyside Derby.

Goats 11 to start :

Pickford
Patterson - Tarkowski- Branthwaite - Young
Onana - Gana
Harrison - Doucoure - McNeil
Calvert- Lewin
​

COYB

You leaving Jimmy G out?

 

[Sharpattack]

I love the way the so called experts say things like, “it’s a derby game and the form book goes out the window, anything can happen”. No. The form book doesn’t lie and doesn’t go out the window. They win. Probably 4-0.