Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
After you stole Kurt from me earlier I feel as though I deserve first dibs.You volunteering lid?
*lubes up
After you stole Kurt from me earlier I feel as though I deserve first dibs.You volunteering lid?
*lubes up
Your plan is so obvious. Come on here abd its all ohohoho lets laugh at Liverpool and then.....well i havent worked that bit out yet but I will.How am I "patronising you?" I was having a dig at Pool, not Everton!
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed, you big grumpy gorilla, you!![]()
He's getting angry Boss Blue.After you stole Kurt from me earlier I feel as though I deserve first dibs.
Treat me as you would Leon Osman.He's getting angry Boss Blue.
I will be tender with you mate (unless you don't want me to).
Your plan is so obvious. Come on here abd its all ohohoho lets laugh at Liverpool and then.....well i havent worked that bit out yet but I will.
I'm not sure you would survive.Treat me as you would Leon Osman.
believe it or not, I quite like you lot.
I heard that if you put extra Z's on bantz it means the Banter was better mate. Can you confirm this?I come on here for the BANTZ! Because it's TOP BANTZ!
And because, believe it or not, I quite like you lot.
Dont think you can get round me with flatt....oh who am I kidding? Come here and give me a hug you big daft melt.I come on here for the BANTZ! Because it's TOP BANTZ!
And because, believe it or not, I quite like you lot.

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