likely excuses if it all goes tits up and we sign nobody.........again

[Bungle]

have we sold felli, bainesy, jags or jelavic yet?

Yes mate, we got a total of £4m + JonJo Shelvey

 

[tommye]

i hope moysie gets the money and not monkey face!!

 

[canuckblue]

"I only wish there were 25 hours in a day."

 

[Slavan]

expecting more movement than ever this window from everton, moyes contract being the biggest reason.

 

[nigelcoyb]

"Looking 24/7 doesn't come cheap, you're living the dream just now .....koff yer moaning cnts"

 

[kenada_blue]

Bill.

Is.

Blue.

 

[tommye]

Bumped again. FerFS

 

[evilwebby]

don't worry, Bill is working 24/7 to make this happen, just like he has been working 24/7/365 to find investment, but its not his fault. If there were more hours in the day and more days in the year I'm sure he would have succeeded by now.

 

[D410]

Chairman to explain transfer window failure in 10 part video exclusive from the west end.

 

[IOM]

"How the hell are we supposed to sign quality players in this window when big Clubs like Reading, Norwich & Wigan are making moves also ..." said Bill, as he chugged on an affogato in Covent Garden.

 

[Loz]

Who was that Brazilian cat who wouldn't sign for us because we refused to pay his gas bill?

I can't remember a Brazilian doing that to us by I seem to recall that we tried to buy Ravanelli (the White Feather as he was known) in about 1997 and the deal was all arranged (even though his wage demands were crazy) when he then asked for us to pay his utility bills too. At that point Peter Johnson told him to sod off.

 

[anton66]

Its a distraction so peter crouch can sneak in the back door.

 

[quasi modo]

"We tried, we really did!"

 

[Walken]

WE
WILL
GO
WITH
WHAT
WEVE
GOT

 

[hktoffee]

We tried so hard but the fax machine is broken.