likely excuses if it all goes tits up and we sign nobody.........again

Messner · January 30, 2012

Who was that Brazilian cat who wouldn't sign for us because we refused to pay his gas bill?

The Esk · January 30, 2012

"Look when someone is working 24/7 looking for investment, you can't expect me to take time off to deal with transfers"

blue61 · January 30, 2012

Messner said:
Who was that Brazilian cat who wouldn't sign for us because we refused to pay his gas bill?

Nunes?

Elong · January 30, 2012

Searching for the money from Moscow 24/7

tommye · January 30, 2012

Messner said:
Who was that Brazilian cat who wouldn't sign for us because we refused to pay his gas bill?

wasn't it muller?

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · January 30, 2012

The fax machine had a queue of outgoings, and then the roll ran out and Bob put the new one in wrong, and then it was too late.

Messner · January 30, 2012

tommye said:
wasn't it muller?

That was him - the cheeky twat

NewRadical · January 30, 2012

The Tories cut our benefits, and the rent man wants our social.

NewRadical · January 30, 2012

Messner said:
Who was that Brazilian cat who wouldn't sign for us because we refused to pay his gas bill?

Yeh, he wanted us to pay tax for him.

You mark my words, 'Arry would've got that deal done.

(DISCLAIMER - If any representatives of Mr. Redknapp are viewing this site and consider this libelous, please note that someone hacked into my account.)

Goat · January 30, 2012

Mike Walker once called a press conference to announce the signing of MÃ¼ller for Everton, only for him to walk out on the club 30 minutes prior upon discovering he had to pay tax on his Â£20,000 per week wages, and would not be receiving a free house or car.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Müller_(footballer)

Wiki never lies.

Southall · January 31, 2012

The Bank or the City game

tommye · December 31, 2012

thought I'd bump this in time for transfer window. Enjoy.

d34noj · December 31, 2012

Grand prize still valid?

Kinsale Toffee · January 1, 2013

I was too busy On Football Manager, I have a great team on there, Messi, Ronaldo, Van Persie, never lose. Oh right, the real team, yeah, working 24/7, blah blah, you know the story.......