Lets make up a new manager rumour and see do any Sky Sports reporters tweet it.

[orly]

Banksy to be announced tomorrow, apparently spotted at Goodison this evening.

lol

 

[Azza]

Steve Claridge on his way to L4 it seems.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Sol Campbell spotted buying blue Christmas tree fairy lights according to my mate’s sister who works in Argos in Southend

The argos.
Come on, mate.

 

[jaycee]

Marcos Hugho,played at the highest level

 

[The Missing Lineker]

The argos.
Come on, mate.

it’s late and I’m feeling too demoralised to try any harder

 

[Albro]

Not a rumour but a mate said BFS was spotted buying KFC in Merseyside about an hour ago. Apparently dressed in a fancy suit.

 

[Big_Duncs_Fod]

Sven has been spotted in the Brick having a pint and a pack of dry roasted peanuts.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Pulis is nailed on

 

[winks74]

Arteta to become new manager , One off big dunks pigeons dropped the contract over my sister inlaws mums gynaecologist garden, The clubs fax machine hasn't worked since Distan used it to show his man snake to the girls on his milkround ,Big dunk was more then willing to help the club as they didn't need him putting out cones today as the players are enjoying a day off .

 

[summerisle]

Moshiri finds Plan B in the Temple of Doom.

 

[blue76]

Mike Walker in talks.

 

[Ballly]

Just in a taxi from JLA, I'm hearing tonight its Moyes IN and Sir Alex as his #2. WOW!!

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I heard that Moshiri had hired us Professor Robert Winston to build us a genetically modified football manager combining all the best attributes of the greatest managers.

The plan has been approved at board level and Blue Bill has made a few minor modifications. So next week our new man will be unleashed - he is currently being held in the boy's pen. The inside scoop from Alan Myers is that he will have: the mahogany skin of Mike Walker, the man-management of Christian Gross, the ambition of Danny Wilson, the technical coaching of Joe Kinnear, the voice of Sean Dyche, the moustache of Frank Clarke, the physique of Big Ron Atkinson, the sexism of Dave Bassett and the hair of Gerry Francis.

The manager known as 'the Dream Ticket' at boardroom level, is believed to be delighted at working with his new Directors of Football, believed to be Dennis Wise and David Moyes. Marcel Brands felt he could not stand in the way of such knowledge and was happy to step down. Duncan Ferguson retains his position.

You heard it here first.

 

[Toast]

Gordon Strachan in the mix.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

They don't need any help making up BS.