evertondotcom
Player Valuation: £15m
Surprised he still works the club - he was slagging us off 12 months ago wasn't he?
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BlueLlama
10/11/17 TWAIN CRUSH DAY
He's little enough to be kidnapped for a child soldier but doubt he's strong enough to wield a machete
Westend Blue
Player Valuation: £15m
GRASSS!!!!
Hangleton
Player Valuation: £25m
We could use him as a sacrifice - Like that bit in Madagascar.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
We'd both know that first hand !
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
It will be a child machete! But he has the technique
not a single team wanted him as a player, what chance of we got of off loading the annoying little beaut as an ambassador?
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
He's not an ambassador, well, not yet, so you can't sell him anyway.
I look forward to the day he's formally appointed as an ambassador though, the fume on here will be magnificent.
Hopefully they'll put a picture of him on the back of next seasons season tickets to maximise the fume.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
I've been enjoying his "Letter from Tanzania" on the club site. He wasn't a great player but he did a reasonable job for many years.
He's quite a cheery chappie and ideal for a club ambassador unless he fancies a role as Leon of Africa. Lots of wives included as standard.
He's quite a cheery chappie and ideal for a club ambassador unless he fancies a role as Leon of Africa. Lots of wives included as standard.
Hope he gets covered in mosquito bites and has to sleep in a hut and poo in a hole.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Can he play up front with Ramirez?
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
....and THIS is why we keep coming back to GOT again and again and again. lol
That guy on Reddit has this place all wrong.
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