Lawn Mower

[Bundy]

So I just borrowed my dad's ride on lawnmower to mow grass on our acreage. Grass got caught up underneath and the thing set on fire and is now a melted pile of plastic and charcoal, lucky not to cause a bush fire too, thankfully the neighbour came and helped me put out the fire. It's going to cost me $4000 to replace the mower

 

[chicoazul]

That's really [Poor language removed].

Hope you have am impromptu lottery win mate.


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[McBain]

Not insured?

I would have gone fully comp on that thing.

 

[steevie]

So I just borrowed my dad's ride on lawnmower to mow grass on our acreage. Grass got caught up underneath and the thing set on fire and is now a melted pile of plastic and charcoal, lucky not to cause a bush fire too, thankfully the neighbour came and helped me put out the fire. It's going to cost me $4000 to replace the mower

Your folks must be well off mate. If i had the dough, i would help you out but unfortunately, i dont have two Penny's to rub together.

 

[Bundy]

Your folks must be well off mate. If i had the dough, i would help you out but unfortunately, i dont have two Penny's to rub together.

Thanks mate. We got the money to replace it but I would rather not have to. That's life I guess could have been a lot worse, it could have caught fire where the grass was still long and there could have been more fuel in it and I am sure then it would have caused quite a big fire as it's tinder dry here at the moment, then I would have been up for millions.

 

[heatmeiser]

Unlutty mayte.

Don't bother replacing it though, just get a goat.

Female though, so you can milk it.

 

[Goat]

GOAT!!!???

We arent slaves you know.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I knew two girls called Penny and wish they had rubbed together

 

[best little spaniard]

Unlucky mate

Don't even entertain the thoughts of Goats. They cost a fortune to keep, and don't eat the bloody grass

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Unlucky mate

Don't even entertain the thoughts of Goats. They cost a fortune to keep, and don't eat the bloody grass

No, but he would have no problem smoking it, if it was the right kind.

Sorry for you Bundy, but as you said, it could've had much more severe cosequences.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

tarmac it lid.

just,get someone else to drive the roller though. some roadgang will do it for you and if your lucky they may let you do the "stop/go" sign. you'l have to wear your dickies an blunnies though






and also take up smoking.

 

[monty]

tarmac it lid.

just,get someone else to drive the roller though. some roadgang will do it for you and if your lucky they may let you do the "stop/go" sign. you'l have to wear your dickies an blunnies though






and also take up smoking.

Reidy.....boy from the blackstuff

 

[chicoazul]

Get some gypsies, like Goat's family, to pave your backgarden mate.

It will save you 4k next time.

 

[Goat]

Surely not?

 

[chicoazul]

Defo.