Last seconds of stoppage time...

[GrandOldTeam]

"It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from Marouane Fellaini and Tim Cahill in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by *Everton player*. Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to ____, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? ____ takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

Fill in the blank - if you could write it, who would score that goal?

For me;

1. Hibbert. Has to be really doesn't it? Riots all over the show.
2. Neville. Comedy purposes. They really wouldn't like that.
3. Heitinga. I reckon he would go absolutely mental and volley a random steward or something.

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

Hibbert to win it with a 30 yard exocet that takes a deflection of Kuyt's nose.

Who's the official for Saturdays game.

Can't add Cahill to any spaces here, get him near a corner flag and he'll start pounding away at it like the Southwark Southpaw.

an interesting scenario this, and one that could happen, but let's not get carried away.

 

[heatmeiser]

"....Jo takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!

But, ohhh, the offside flag is up!"

Will he be playing? I hope so.

I mean I hope not.

GET HIM SIGNED!

 

[teppic]

As i was reading that I could only think of the Don Hutchinson derby. The ref blowing for full time as the would be winning goal is heading in to an empty net.

Baines is fast becoming one of my favourite players. I'd like him to take some glory.

 

[ferrie1878]

maybe bily could come on and make a real name for himself. would love it 2 be hibbert though, not sure he can kick the ball that far without it going 2 the other teams centre half!

 

[Can't buy class]

"It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from Marouane Fellaini and Tim Cahill in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by *Everton player*. Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to ____, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? ____ takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

Fill in the blank - if you could write it, who would score that goal?

For me;

1. Hibbert. Has to be really doesn't it? Riots all over the show.
2. Neville. Comedy purposes. They really wouldn't like that.
3. Heitinga. I reckon he would go absolutely mental and volley a random steward or something.

Number 3 made by spill my coffee all over my desk, laughing whilst running that image in my mind, quality

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

tim howard


then heads off to the hill of piss, comes out with every insult created for it's residents, in front of the camera with full digital audio, and gets away with it citing tourettes and the emotion of the moment. then as he heads back along the touchline his elbow does a double tick, and knocks fsw clean out with the 1st, and makes a draft above sammy lee's head with the 2nd.

 

[Sheedy's Third]

Gosling ..........He´s good at that .

 

[Number_25]

On comes Tony Hibbert for Everton, it's Everton 2-2 Liverpool.

Hibbert gets an early touch of the ball.
Hibbert takes it past Gerrard
Nutmegs Kuyt.. Surely he'll pass?
Takes it past Carragher
ONE ON ONE WITH THE KEEPER!!
NUTMEGS THE KEEPER!


OOOH!

WHAT A MISS!! HE WAS 2 YARDS OUT AND HE'S HIT IT HIGH WIDE AND NOT AT ALL HANDSOME!


(Typical Everton)

 

[ToffeeDan]

It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from substitutes Seamus Coleman and Kieran Agard in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by Mustafi Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to Hope Akpan, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? Akpan takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano....passes to substitute Jake Bidwell............
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

 

[Gwladys]

Hibbert to win it with a 30 yard exocet that takes a deflection of Kuyt's nose.

Who's the official for Saturdays game.
Can't add Cahill to any spaces here, get him near a corner flag and he'll start pounding away at it like the Southwark Southpaw.

an interesting scenario this, and one that could happen, but let's not get carried away.

Martin Atkinson.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

"It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from Marouane Fellaini and Tim Cahill in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by Moutinho. Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to Manny, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? Manny takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Gotta be their arch nemisis himself :

"It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from Marouane Fellaini and Tim Cahill in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by THE BEACHBALL. Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to THE BEACHBALL, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? THE BEACHBALL takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

 

[little curly alan ball]

"It's been an incredible Merseyside derby, no doubt one that will go down in history as one of the very best. Liverpool taking an early 2-0 lead and looking firmly in control, only for goals from Marouane Fellaini and Tim Cahill in the last ten minutes to pull Everton level and surely earn Everton a well earned point.... we're just over the 4 minutes of stoppage time, Gerrard looking for one final push, dispossessed by *Everton player*. Surely that must be it? Sprays the ball out wide to ____, will he take it to the corner flag or go for glory? ____ takes it past Lucas, past Mascherano.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, WHAT A GOAL, A 45 YARD THUNDERBOLT, BAR AND IN, WHAT A FINISH, 3-2 TO EVERTON!"

Fill in the blank - if you could write it, who would score that goal?

For me;

1. Hibbert. Has to be really doesn't it? Riots all over the show.
2. Neville. Comedy purposes. They really wouldn't like that.
3. Heitinga. I reckon he would go absolutely mental and volley a random steward or something.

None of the above .
Step forward , Landon Donovan - if , in the unlikely event of him actually being on pitch in last few minutes - . Breaks forward , and , WELLY !!!
Bounces down off crossbar and high into roof of net .
Scenes of pandemonium .
However , one local resident and Evertonian , is downstairs , spittle dribbling off chin , mumbling as a result of earlier 2-0 thingy .
Fukn typical !!!

 

[jwhollis]

Upon reading this question I had two thoughts:
My favorite moment of the season last year was when Cahill and Lescott combined to head it past Reina and Cahill jumped on Lescott's back and pointed up at the Kop laughing. That being said, I wouldn't mind it being Cahill because he has been such a problem for the [Poor language removed] over the years.

My other thought was a cameo appearance by John Arne Riise.