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Did kylie die? Last i remember she was running down the stairs...?

£30 is insane. Can pay £15 here for lazyboi seats popcorn and a drink.

That girls rack...apparently naked in true detective so i will try that series


Just took her to the movies.

First of all, 2 tickets, popcorn and a drink.... £30. YOU WHAT LAD?!?!?!

That is effing outrageous.

Anyway, saw:

San Andreas

I'm not much of a fan of disaster movies. Usually need like an alien or some sort of bad guy to keep me interested.

This is ok though. No more than that like.

Rock plays the hero of course. Does what he does.

If you go into this not expecting massive clichés and obvious plot then that really is your own problem.

As mentioned, the lead girl has a quite fantastic rack and the movie is all the better for it.

Oh and Kylie dies, which is another positive.

This movie is ok. Would I watch it again? Maybe. Decent effects, a few shock type moments, bloody woeful dialogue (why are all English people in blockbusters all utter wet posh boys?), and a very USA USA USA USA USA ending, but it's not too bad. Just not too great either.

Final score:

2.8 Championship Belts out of 5

Couldn't quite give it 3. Mainly due to the £30. What the hell is that about?! Is that normal?
 
Did kylie die? Last i remember she was running down the stairs...?

£30 is insane. Can pay £15 here for lazyboi seats popcorn and a drink.

That girls rack...apparently naked in true detective so i will try that series

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They are a thing of utter beauty.
 
Did kylie die? Last i remember she was running down the stairs...?

£30 is insane. Can pay £15 here for lazyboi seats popcorn and a drink.

That girls rack...apparently naked in true detective so i will try that series

Yeah, I think she dies. You don't see it, but the mum person follows her out of a door and there is no floor/building on the other side, so safe to assume Kylie fell to her death.

I should be so lucky for that to happen in real life.
 
I thought the mum went upstairs and kylie downstairs....anyway not critical to the movie.


Yeah, I think she dies. You don't see it, but the mum person follows her out of a door and there is no floor/building on the other side, so safe to assume Kylie fell to her death.

I should be so lucky for that to happen in real life.
 

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