Good Lord, are they firing him out of a cannon ???
Can we borrow it for bolasie? What’s the range on those things? Reckon it can reach Middlesbrough ?
Good Lord, are they firing him out of a cannon ???
Don't you mean the North Sea just past Middlesbrough?Can we borrow it for bolasie? What’s the range on those things? Reckon it can reach Middlesbrough ?
Zouma is named after Kurt Sloane, Jean-Claude Van Damme's character in the 1989 film Kickboxer,
Send it to the North Koreans for a bit of tweaking and with a bit of luck we'll be able to launch him to Hawaii in no time.Can we borrow it for bolasie? What’s the range on those things? Reckon it can reach Middlesbrough ?
Interesting bit of info.
Zouma played in defensive midfield as Chelsea won the League Cup Final on 1 March after a 2–0 victory over Tottenham Hotspur.
"Mourinho's mastery of the big selection decision was also demonstrated once more by his deployment of Kurt Zouma, a central defender by trade, in midfield to fulfil the role left behind by the suspended Nemanja Matic to outstanding effect"
Might come in handy one day.
I’m happy we’ve signed him and he has some outstanding physical attributes, but Stoke’s D was comically bad this year. I view him as an insurance policy at best because Holgate is hurt, Jags / Keane stink, and Mina is still developing. Not saying he’s bad, but I’m a bit confused how after he played this past year anyone thinks THAT highly of him.
Stokes main fan forum seem a bit split over him,some praise his pace,late blocks and tackles,others say his bad reading of the game made them necessary,time will tell.I’m happy we’ve signed him and he has some outstanding physical attributes, but Stoke’s D was comically bad this year. I view him as an insurance policy at best because Holgate is hurt, Jags / Keane stink, and Mina is still developing. Not saying he’s bad, but I’m a bit confused how after he played this past year anyone thinks THAT highly of him.
Wait, have we signed him or not?
We have. But we have notWait, have we signed him or not?
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