Swear allegiance or work Monday you dawgs.
Preferably an Ostrich one.Would be funny if someone bounced an egg off his grid during the coronation.
Preferably an Ostrich one.
If you've got a Fabergé you've probably been invited.A faberge will do.


The royal seal of approval.You lot are sick…but don’t worry, when you grow up you will get better….
Sick people don’t get treated under this government, so don’t expect any improvement.You lot are sick…but don’t worry, when you grow up you will get better….
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