"I've got some corgis in my shed."
Y'know the closer this "hat-fitting ceremony" gets the more sick and farcical it feels. They're taking the piss out of us and they know it.
I'd like to see all kinds of disruption and MERDER when the ceremony is on. Eggs, golf balls and the likes geting lashed at them. Placards with pictures of Saville, Epstein, Mountbottom etc all over thr TV coverage.
If the royals are so beloved then why do they need a sh1tload of security looking after them?
To be fair to them, the residents of Gammonia have been placed in an impossible position.Thought the Royalist would be happy that Meghan would not be attending, apparently not, heads are falling off at her snub.
Food banks all over country in the midst of cost of living crisis feeding our health and social care staff etc. And we spunking millions on this freak show. Only in Grrrrreat Britain. Oh well at least the nonce Andrew gets on TV.

You mean two bears?Still £8.99 too dear.
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For when you don’t make it to the throne room on time ..Well, they are pissin' on us.
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Disagree.Well, they are pissin' on us.
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