kickstarting the day

[TX Bill]

Welcome to the forum Fass !!

 

[Fassbasstd]

Couldn't sleep much this morning so I've got the telly on and am watching Hamilton vs. Motherwell.--

That'll get yer snorin!!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I usually feel better after a chocolate torpedo. Can't say I usually do them in the mornings though.

 

[Fassbasstd]

Bill, In October this year I was in Mexico, Bass fishing with a group of blokes, (I nicknamed 'em the magnificent seven) all from Houston TX. Their local f/ing hole was lake Jacksonville. Do you do any Bass fishin?

 

[TX Bill]

That'll get yer snorin!!

No luck yet.






...but it's halftime though.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Try this, my mrs gets up at 4.15 am., does a 30 min exercise routine, then gets the juicer out. Juices one fresh pineapple (this for both of us).
Then combines the juice of (all fresh) carrot, green apple, ginger, celery and beetroot.
Then purees either apples & pears, or whatever stone fruit are in season. Adds to this in each bowl a 2 table spoons of freshley crushed mixed seeds.
On alternate days, she will make porridge topped with honey and thew seeds.
I take two calcium tablets and a thing that looks like a chocolate torpedo, (for my joints.)
Exercise to too hard 'cos I'm a lazy ****.
But I'm very healthy for my age, very rarely get sick with colds an all the nasty virus things that go around an my mrs (50) is so fit an' healthy, she squeaks!

'An yer know what else??









I'm a blue!!!


How good can it get!

I feel healthier just reading that.

 

[TX Bill]

Bill, In October this year I was in Mexico, Bass fishing with a group of blokes, (I nicknamed 'em the magnificent seven) all from Houston TX. Their local f/ing hole was lake Jacksonville. Do you do any Bass fishin?

Not at all but I'm in the minority for sure.

Most of my friends either hunt or fish and are big outdoorsmen.

I'm kinda the odd guy out.

 

[coyney]

awake at 6 am every day take my medications,then back to sleep usually to elevenish but was bad last night so only just got up.Its weired being in charge of myself just had two pint mugs of tea and a packet of kettle crisps and two tea cakes that's my dinner sorted .if she who must be obeyed was here I would be sent to the naughty roomhaving a full English at 4pm at my aunts shes twelve years older than me and puts me to shame her only fault is shes a red nose and we will be fighting with in an hour of my getting there she is a typical red biased gave up her season ticket two years ago because of mobility problems then last year got two replacement ones and she could play for them nowI know she is old but she still goes on about Istanbul and how she knows Shields is innocent apparently its in his face

 

[neonleon]

there's a park near mine where everyone likes to go jogging of a morning.

I start the day with a tin of super in there.

 

[Fassbasstd]

Bill, yer don't know what yer missin' lad.

I don't, I don't like guns much. They tend to kill things.

 

[TX Bill]

Don't laugh but I easily get seasick so if I were to take up fishing, it would have to be on the side of a lake or something like that.

 

[Fassbasstd]

Yer should face yer fears lad!

I did an' I jumped off a high building once.

I'm not scared of them anymore but me legs still hurt a bit.

 

[coyney]

Don't laugh but I easily get seasick so if I were to take up fishing, it would have to be on the side of a lake or something like that.

When our Harry was 2 we took him to feed the ducks in Sefton park and Barbara was actually sick and had to get of the little landing stage or rather whats left of it

 

[Cal]

I feel like [Poor language removed].

Drunk a whole bottle of apple sours in around 5 minutes ffs and i'm [Poor language removed] at shots.

 

[TX Bill]

I feel like [Poor language removed].

Drunk a whole bottle of apple sours in around 5 minutes ffs and i'm [Poor language removed] at shots.

That can't be healthy.