2024/25 Kevin Thelwell

[HalfTimeSayers]

Snippet from a review of his 3-5-2 book:

“Also you cannot tell from the diagrams if you are going left to right or right to left sometimes.”

Explains a lot.

 

[Bluebonic]

Step 1 - Laminate plan

Step 2. Buy laminater
Step 3. Try laminating plan again

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Step 2. Buy laminater
Step 3. Try laminating plan again

Step 4. Change mind. Get new plans laminated.

 

[welshtoffee]

What actually does this guy do

 

[maccavennie]

What actually does this guy do

He thinks about laminating things

 

[Clarky cat]

What actually does this guy do

Stares at posters of Willy Gnonto in his jimjams

 

[Eggs]

What actually does this guy do

….he slinks out of our games, gets in his car and goes quietly home whilst everybody fumes in the Dyche thread

Certainly seems a bit more traffic in here since Dyche left.

 

[Bluebonic]

What actually does this guy do

Saves the club millions of pounds mate.


Mostly by not spending any dosh on players admittedly, but all the same, he saves us skiploads of cash!

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

What actually does this guy do

Shows new managers down that same corridor.

 

[Bluemersey]

What actually does this guy do

Think he spends a chunk of his day pulling his jumpers over his giant conk! otherwise admires his work watching re-runs of Everton games this past few years. Must be a very proud DOF

 

[hallamblue]

….he slinks out of our games, gets in his car and goes quietly home whilst everybody fumes in the Dyche thread

Certainly seems a bit more traffic in here since Dyche left.

That's because Dyche was doing an appalling job this season so rightly everyone was on his case. Now he's gone the focus is on the players and the DOF.

 

[Bally1989]

he will be on the booze tonight so tomorrow is a right off

 

[BrendanGOT]

Hes been relieved of his duties.

Not a chance Moyes lets this clown spend a penny again.

I mean considering his contract is up end of season you could argue his job is done once this window closes. I'd be surprised if he's doing anything more than passing the torch/ scouting/ club info etc to Moyes

 

[Eggs]

I mean considering his contract is up end of season you could argue his job is done once this window closes. I'd be surprised if he's doing anything more than passing the torch/ scouting/ club info etc to Moyes

….i’d be fascinated to see how many (non-Everton) games he attends in a season.

 

[Nymzee]

….i’d be fascinated to see how many (non-Everton) games he attends in a season.

Probs not many since he’s not head of recruitment (Dan Purdy) or a scout.