Kevin Mirallas

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Lids, this the story all about how,
This site got flipped, turned upside down,
now let me take a minute lids and put down your toys
Whilst I explain the dilemma facing good old Davey Moyes.


On the right of midfield the problem was raised,
As the missing link to take us back to our halcyon days,
So off to Belgium on his travels is what the ITK tell us
on a mission to sign a fella by the name of mirralas



He rolled up to the ground around a quarter to eight,
Had a seat in the clouds so the view wasn't great.
Sat down next to the agent who could broker the deal
The bloke who's palm needs greasing before a turn of the wheel


Now Changy is a sourced up lad he would have you believe
he reckons moyes himself has other targets stuffed up his sleeve
some of the names he rattles off are pretty obscure,
but he's suffering from bull****ness of which there's no cure.

So in summing up this transfer scoop i have to conclude
the ITK's have done their best to keep us all in the loop
ETID, and Changy, are the only dissprovers
But Changy met his match when he was kitted by Rufus.






peace out.


Absolute Quality.
 

Niang has impressed that much that our main priority is him. Mirallas interest has stalled as we wont pay anyway near 8m euros down payment.
 
Niang has impressed that much that our main priority is him. Mirallas interest has stalled as we wont pay anyway near 8m euros down payment.

ffs everton. so are priority is a 17 yr old kid who we will probably pay his fee over a zillion decades, than a player would slot straight in the team? were ****in backwards.
 
Thanks, DM.

And can we all please - PLEASE - remain on topic? Half of this mega-thread wouldn't be needed had it not been for the pathetic and childish sniping aimed at ITK's/non-ITKs.

Can you not see that it's because of such bellendery that the likes of LCAB - whether you believe in his gospel or not (and, for the record, I do) - etc are ducking away from here. I'd much rather the 2 or 3 decent, credible sources feel this place was worthy of their visits and posts.

We need Sheeds, DM, Foxy and LCAB......

*Apologies for not remaining on topic but I needed to get it off my chest.
 

I forgot to mention my extremely tenuous links to Olympiakos. When we played AEK in the Europa I took the bus down to Piraeus to have a walk round - the bus terminated outside their ground - nice compact stadium (unfortunately too much red for my liking).
 
So the day starts off the same then with the usual "am itk" brigade coming in to say the deal is stalling etc etc rinse and repeat.
 

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