Phil Neville Superstar
Player Valuation: £35m
Kenwright is GOD.
wasn't it Lily Allen?
Because it's all Bill's fault. Apparently that Polly Peck dude is going to cite Kenwright for leading him and his company a merry dance. Also he told Woods that in the state of California it's fine to rip yer missus off with 8 other women, as long as it's done on a sunday.
Yeah but Bill double bluffed Greggs, Gregg didn't have the funds like Kenwright didn't and doesn't, they fell out and started a press campaign to oust the other. On that score, personally, I am happy with the Bullshitter that won instead of the loser.
I would like.
Rumour has it that 0.0000000000000005%, Bill spent on a BLT, a packet of Walkers Salt and Vinger and Tizer for lunch.
* Also gave Elstone 50p for a packet of Juicy Fruits.
Worst of all, I heard he claimed it all on expenses, the cad.
Yeah but Bill double bluffed Gregg, Gregg didn't have the funds like Kenwright didn't and doesn't, they fell out and started a press campaign to oust the other. On that score, personally, I am happy with the Bullshitter that won instead of the loser.
Basically:
- Gregg states he wants to buy Bill out in the wake of the KD failure
- Bill stalls and gets Woods to back him - thus blocking any way forward and calls Gregg on who's backing him
- Gregg says he's a 'blue-blooded Evertonian' (meaning Grantchester)
- Grantchester ums and ahs - as he does - and his quietness is interpreted as him getting cold feet
- Gregg keeps up pressure asking fan groups for support - meeting them to prove he has the way forward
- Bill pulls Chris Samuelson out the hat - Samuelson is said to be 'connected' and able to bring investment into the club via a couple of tranches of funding that'd see the FSF take a commanding share of the business
- Unfortunately, FSF misses deadline after deadline to prove they a) exist - not just some weird set of surnames with no flesh and blood to fill them, and b ) have the necessary readies
- Gregg's interest wanes. His family decide they'll sell up
- Bill's filibustering ruse wins the day and the assorted cast of Robet Steelhammer, Guy de la Tour du Pin, Emily Willi etc are heard of no more..and neither was the FSF
And there's some people who wonder why he's called Bullshit Billy.

So to summerize!
Forza Bill!
* Glad we finaly got to the bottom of that!
Hahahaha. I love it when a storm blows itself out.
So, next up: brown bread or white bread?