Kenwright's Wrongdoings?

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Because it's all Bill's fault. Apparently that Polly Peck dude is going to cite Kenwright for leading him and his company a merry dance. Also he told Woods that in the state of California it's fine to rip yer missus off with 8 other women, as long as it's done on a sunday.

Yeah but Bill double bluffed Gregg, Gregg didn't have the funds like Kenwright didn't and doesn't, they fell out and started a press campaign to oust the other. On that score, personally, I am happy with the Bullshitter that won instead of the loser.
 
Yeah but Bill double bluffed Greggs, Gregg didn't have the funds like Kenwright didn't and doesn't, they fell out and started a press campaign to oust the other. On that score, personally, I am happy with the Bullshitter that won instead of the loser.

...and walked out with 2 pasties and a sausage roll, but just paid for 1 pastie and 1 sausage roll. Thick bitches in that place.
 

Rumour has it that 0.0000000000000005%, Bill spent on a BLT, a packet of Walkers Salt and Vinger and Tizer for lunch.

* Also gave Elstone 50p for a packet of Juicy Fruits.

Worst of all, I heard he claimed it all on expenses, the cad.
 
Yeah but Bill double bluffed Gregg, Gregg didn't have the funds like Kenwright didn't and doesn't, they fell out and started a press campaign to oust the other. On that score, personally, I am happy with the Bullshitter that won instead of the loser.

Me too. Gregg's sole focus was potential profit for himself, short term gain. No interest in the playing side of the club whatsoever.
 
Basically:


  • Gregg states he wants to buy Bill out in the wake of the KD failure
  • Bill stalls and gets Woods to back him - thus blocking any way forward and calls Gregg on who's backing him
  • Gregg says he's a 'blue-blooded Evertonian' (meaning Grantchester)
  • Grantchester ums and ahs - as he does - and his quietness is interpreted as him getting cold feet
  • Gregg keeps up pressure asking fan groups for support - meeting them to prove he has the way forward
  • Bill pulls Chris Samuelson out the hat - Samuelson is said to be 'connected' and able to bring investment into the club via a couple of tranches of funding that'd see the FSF take a commanding share of the business
  • Unfortunately, FSF misses deadline after deadline to prove they a) exist - not just some weird set of surnames with no flesh and blood to fill them, and b ) have the necessary readies
  • Gregg's interest wanes. His family decide they'll sell up
  • Bill's filibustering ruse wins the day and the assorted cast of Robet Steelhammer, Guy de la Tour du Pin, Emily Willi etc are heard of no more..and neither was the FSF

And there's some people who wonder why he's called Bullshit Billy.

...and after all this, Gregg's wife owned more shares than bill. Though not sure of the shareholding at present.
 
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Originally Posted by BlackToffee
If its so obvious spell it out. I;m sure you haters can come up with a workable solution?

I don't know you, but I'm glad your not in change of the club. You sound like someone who'd selll to the first dusky faced, tea twoel wearing person with a vaguely arab accent. You might think about Portsmouth while you think over your master plan for Everton.

As I said, its easy to criticise. More difficult to propose a workable solution.
Unfckingreal, if somebody else said that you would be having kittens for MONTHS, Mods, ban this racist......

Sorry mods, was trying to graphically illustrate the folly of selling up to the first person with a foreign accent who turns up at the door without proof of fund. Portsmouth should know, they did it three times, and I'm sure that someone can remind me what division they play in now.
 

The Kenwrong OUT go wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah.
The Kenwrong OUT go wah, wah, wah,
All through the forum.

The Kenwright IN go blah, blah, blah;
Blah, blah, blah;
Blah, blah, blah.
The Kenwright IN go blah, blah, blah,
All through the forum.

Davek's blood pressure goes up, up, up;
Up, up, up;
Up, up, up.
Davek's blood pressure goes up, up, up,
All day long.

The mods on the forum go ugh, ugh, ugh;
Ugh, ugh, ugh;
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
The mods on the forum go ugh, ugh, ugh,
All through the threads.
 

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