Jorge Jesus

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

That Gallardo seems to split opinion, it's either no one has ever heard of him, or he's one of the top 5 best managers in the world!

 

[TyphooToffee]

Probably been done, but...
He could resurrect our season but he's even worse on crosses than Silva.

If he does become our saviour I hope all the Jesus jokes are out of the way first.

 

[Yorkie89]

Why can’t you tell Carlos where you live? That’s not nice on poor Carlos mate.

Don’t know who he is so why would I? He seems like a nice bloke an all that jazz just wouldn’t hand my address out

 

[TyphooToffee]

If Tim Vickery rates him that's good enough for me.

 

[Nymzee]

He’s more of a gimp but you’re in the ball park.

How dare you

 

[Nymzee]

That Gallardo seems to split opinion, it's either no one has ever heard of him, or he's one of the top 5 best managers in the world!

I think that’s just one blokes opinion haha.

 

[Yarrgh]

Fluent in hebrew though.

Surely Aramaic?

 

[MrGrumpy]

Anyway, this Jesus fella. Never heard of him before, but, from what I have recently read, he is Portuguese, favours a 4 2 3 1 system, is 65 and speaks little or no English.
Sounds like an older version of Silva, but, at least, if he doesn’t speak English, we won’t have to listen to those annoying press conferences.

But at this “Moment” this is the correct “moment” for the right manager to come in and make this “moment” the best “moment” ever

 

[Death]

Don’t know who he is so why would I? He seems like a nice bloke an all that jazz just wouldn’t hand my address out

Fair enough x

 

[blue61]

Surely Aramaic?

He spoke Aramaic as his first language, but also got a first in Hebrew at Jerusalem polytechnic along with a city and guilds in woodwork.

 

[Yarrgh]

He spoke Aramaic as his first language, but also got a first in Hebrew at Jerusalem polytechnic along with a city and guilds in woodwork.

Bilingual and good with his hands?!? Bet he was popular with the ladies.

 

[blue61]

Bilingual and good with his hands?!? Bet he was popular with the ladies.

Mary Magdalene kept a close tabs on him.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I always thought Death lived in a little Victorian house called Mon Repos found in another dimension. Butler included.

Pratchett fan?

 

[Nymzee]

Pratchett fan?

Only muggles don’t like Pratchett

 

[granter79]

Doesn't speak a word of English and will inherit the same s**tshow of players that Marco has so don't see the point