Jorge Jesus

[Ihaters]

Probably been done, but...
He could resurrect our season but he's even worse on crosses than Silva.

 

[Zatara]

Don't want this clown. Give me Gallardo - the sexual argentinian midget.

101% that would bring the fanbase together and the players would love him.

 

[ossie_21]

It’s been about 3 days since this rumour broke, any updates? It’s like he’s been living in a cave, haven’t heard any words about it yet

 

[Petit]

Probably been done, but...
He could resurrect our season but he's even worse on crosses than Silva.

Doesn’t speak a word of English.

 

[Death]

I’m struggling to work out what this is whether your being nice because that’s the type of guy you are or whether your acting strangely for a reaction.
In answer to your latest question I’ve been working and then spending time with my family.

can I ask though why would you ask where I live and then say now when I ask you why? Just wondering for a mate

He asked you where you lived mate aswell.

 

[Death]

Okay like.

Carlos don’t even entertain that weirdo. Can’t even have an honest pure conversation these days without getting the third degree. Too good for this world Carlos mate.

 

[Yorkie89]

Carlos don’t even entertain that weirdo. Can’t even have an honest pure conversation these days without getting the third degree. Too good for this world Carlos mate.

Death that’s not very nice is it? Calling me weirdo is not okay pal

 

[blue61]

Doesn’t speak a word of English.

Fluent in hebrew though.

 

[Eggs]

It’s been about 3 days since this rumour broke, any updates? It’s like he’s been living in a cave, haven’t heard any words about it yet

...he goes to pick up his old age pension on a Thursday, so don’t expect anything today.

 

[Bigjoe]

Doesn’t speak a word of English.

Surely that would be an issue.

 

[Death]

Death that’s not very nice is it? Calling me weirdo is not okay pal

Why can’t you tell Carlos where you live? That’s not nice on poor Carlos mate.

 

[Nymzee]

Why can’t you tell Carlos where you live? That’s not nice on poor Carlos mate.

I always thought Death lived in a little Victorian house called Mon Repos found in another dimension. Butler included.

 

[roy vernon]

Anyway, this Jesus fella. Never heard of him before, but, from what I have recently read, he is Portuguese, favours a 4 2 3 1 system, is 65 and speaks little or no English.
Sounds like an older version of Silva, but, at least, if he doesn’t speak English, we won’t have to listen to those annoying press conferences.

 

[Bigjoe]

I wonder if he is a fan of zonal marking.

 

[Death]

I always thought Death lived in a little Victorian house called Mon Repos found in another dimension. Butler included.

He’s more of a gimp but you’re in the ball park.