Jokes Thread


Little boy is reading a book and asks his mother - "Mum, what does the word gays mean?"

Mother (slightly flummoxed but attempts to explain) - "Well, you know that mummy and daddy love each other. Sometimes two men can love each other too. Some people refer to them as gays"

Little boy - Oh I see, well what does penetrating gays mean?

Mother (embarrassed) - "Perhaps you should read me the whole sentence"

Little boy - "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
 
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
 

Beat a crossword compiler at golf earlier. He couldnt get 18 down.

Won at poker against an origami expert. He folded.

A dairy farmer told me he had been given an ace EU grant. Think he milked it personally.

Bumped into Denis Wise earlier, "Hows life Denis?" I asked. "Looking up" he said.
 


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