Jokes Thread

[larbert toffee]

H

Have a break...

You're off TOPIC.

 

[JammyP]

You're off TOPIC.

Stop snickering

 

[larbert toffee]

Stop snickering

This could end up being a marathon.

 

[JammyP]

Whole Galaxy of talent here

 

[The binman chronicles]

Everyone here are milking chocolate gags...

 

[larbert toffee]

Everyone here are milking chocolate gags...

Plainly....

 

[Kurt.]

Be warned..
There is a bounty on your heads

 

[larbert toffee]

Be warned..
There is a bounty on your heads

In which case I'll breakaway.

 

[AndyC]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I was watching the London Marathon and in the lead was a runner dressed as a chicken, closely followed by another dressed as an egg.

I thought: this could get interesting.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Woolly Blue]

Knock knock

Who’s there? - Latvian.

Latvian who? - Please open door. Is cold.

 

[Dylan]

I had a breakthrough today and touched my inner self.

That is the last time I use cheap toilet paper.

 

[raithrovers94]

A guy invited to an org.y so strips down and walks into the room with his 3 inch gut raker and one of them women shouts out who you going to satisfy with that he replies me

 

[judge]

Why did the lifeguard refuse to save the hippy?

Because he was too far out!