Jokes Thread
- Thread starter toffeemax
- Start date
Went to see a band called the Corduroy pillows.
They're making headlines everywhere.
They're making headlines everywhere.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
A labracadabrador.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
Dear God Somebody stop him PLEASE!
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40"
I said "40"
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
BAN BAN BAN !!!!
Welcome
Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.
Shop
