Jokes Thread
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Went to see a band called the Corduroy pillows.
They're making headlines everywhere.
They're making headlines everywhere.
Professor Toffee
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Professor Toffee
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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Professor Toffee
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
A labracadabrador.
Professor Toffee
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
Professor Toffee
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
Donald Twain
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Dear God Somebody stop him PLEASE!
Professor Toffee
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Professor Toffee
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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.
Professor Toffee
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Professor Toffee
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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40"
I said "40"
Professor Toffee
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I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
Donald Twain
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