Brightonblue
Player Valuation: £500k
Joseph walks out to the stables with the bar man. Says. No I wanted to see the Manager!!
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Man sits down at the bar and orders 10 shots. Bartender goes "Jesus, you celebrating something?" The man answers, "Why yes, my first blow job" The bartender congratulates the man and offers the 11th shot on the house. The man, however, declines the offer. "If 10 doesn't get rid of the taste, 11 sure as hell won't".
A woman goes out clubbing and meets a handsome black dude. They go back to her place after a night of partying and drinking.
As they're getting undressed, the woman slides up to the black dude and says, "Go on stud, show me what makes you black guys famous"
So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.....
As they're getting undressed, the woman slides up to the black dude and says, "Go on stud, show me what makes you black guys famous"
So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.....
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
Never had you down as Joey the racist tbh
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
And misogynistic to boot …. What a day
So, there are 3 people and they are shipwrecked. They meet a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe tells the people to find 10 of a kind of fruit on there island and maybe they'll spare that person. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The tribe tells him to stick all ten up his butt without laughing or making a noise and he can stay alive. He manages to get one up before laughing and so the tribe eats him. The second guy comes back with grapes. He sticks 9 up his butt without saying anything but then on the tenth one, he starts laughing like crazy. In heaven, the first guy asks the second one, "Why did you laugh? You could have stayed alive!" 2nd guy: "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"
Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
It's the same color as all the other appliances.
It's the same color as all the other appliances.
I don't get my jokes out of your Beanos OK
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
No, you get them out of patriots weekly I think
Micky_T
Player Valuation: £6m
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
I think someone needs to do a wellness check on arl Joey.
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