Can't remember that far back. lol
Jokes Thread
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Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Never again.
Just paid a carpenter money upfront to build me a double bed.
Hes done a bunk........
Just paid a carpenter money upfront to build me a double bed.
Hes done a bunk........
Just been in a taxi there, I tapped the driver on the shoulder to say something.
He‘s got the fright of his life, swerved, just missed a bus and was inches from going through a shop window.
I said ‘kinhell mate, you’re jumpy aren’t you
He said ‘sorry mate, it’s my first day on the job, I’ve been driving a Hearse for the last 20 years’
He‘s got the fright of his life, swerved, just missed a bus and was inches from going through a shop window.
I said ‘kinhell mate, you’re jumpy aren’t you
He said ‘sorry mate, it’s my first day on the job, I’ve been driving a Hearse for the last 20 years’
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Methuselah was Noah's grandfather he died aged 969. In a certain sex club in london, a couple giving each other mutual simultaneous oral pleasure for 9 minutes, yell out 'Methuselah!!'
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
I've just been to the doctor to talk about my Sinead O'Connor obsession, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
What did he tell you?
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I'd imagine something along the lines of "boy you better try to have fun
No matter what you do". But he's a fool.
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
Has he got anything to compare it with?
No but from Monday to Wednesday he could now eat his dinner in a fancy restaurant for 50% off.
Follow Bob Servant on Twitter, funniest thing I have seem for a while.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
The A.A. in A.A. Milne stood for Alan Alexander.
E M Forster was Edward Morgan
J M Barrie was James Matthew
E M Forster was Edward Morgan
J M Barrie was James Matthew