canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
I hope that doesn't become arugula habit.
Jokes Thread
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I hope that doesn't become arugula habit.
I have read some of your jokes on here mate
Misrable ......
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
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Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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Domestic violence is really not funny.
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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Domestic violence is really not funny.
Certainly am reading them jokes, thought the idea of joke was, well to be funny, my mistake.
Just don't read them then
Domestic violence is really not funny.
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It's a joke if you are PC then don't read it......
I'm on a bus full of swingers and I'm having trouble getting off.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Went to a restaurant last week and ordered an oasis salad. I gotta roll with it.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
I have been involved in a car accident. I was hit by a car coming the other way, driven by a koala bear. We both stopped. I wound down the window and shouted "you clipped us". The koala said no thanks, I've just eaten.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
I recently bought a new toilet brush.
Long story short, I'm going back to paper once the shops have some.
Long story short, I'm going back to paper once the shops have some.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
I asked Alexa what do women want?
It hasn't shut up for 9 days.
It hasn't shut up for 9 days.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
My wife accused me of being immature
I asked her to get out of my fort
I asked her to get out of my fort
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Ive seen more giffs on here that are worse than that Mr 2 Mirrors.....