Jokes Thread

[Parker]

Chinese takeaway £15, fuel to get there £2.

Getting home to find they've forgotten one of the dishes.

Riceless.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

 

[summerisle]

What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
Doyuothinkhesawus.

 

[Methuselah]

The dogs down here in Berkshire are a bit stupid. Saw one outside the local shop had got its lead snarled up against the post. Released it, that's the third I've had to do this week.

 

[Groucho]

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I thought he was strong and tough?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
Doyuothinkhesawus.

THe lesbian dinosaur. ...
Lickalotopus

 

[The old lady]

My sister in law sat on my glasses and broke them. I probably should have taken them off first.

 

[Kurt.]

What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
Doyuothinkhesawus.

You’ve posted that incorrectly on purpose haven’t you ?

 

[summerisle]

You’ve posted that incorrectly on purpose haven’t you ?

Idonotbelieveitisbogus.

 

[Kurt.]

Idonotbelieveitisbogus.

Well.... it’s wrong then

 

[summerisle]

Well.... it’s wrong then

Blame the Beano.

 

[Kurt.]

Blame the Beano.

Everyone knows it’s doyouthinkhesaurus



Sorry for pedantry

 

[Billysgingham.]

What's is Forrest gumps password on his computer?
1Forrest1

 

[summerisle]

Everyone knows it’s doyouthinkhesaurus



Sorry for pedantry

No you're not.

 

[Kurt.]

No you're not.

I genuinely am as it’s a wonderful joke