They have their good points . I once had a bag of bananas which were £1 . The barcode wouldn't scan , so I pressed Weigh Produce . Came up as 50p . Result
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They have their good points . I once had a bag of bananas which were £1 . The barcode wouldn't scan , so I pressed Weigh Produce . Came up as 50p . Result
Did you see the total loss for most supermarkets on those checkouts lol
One store is getting rid ....
My closest Lidl got rid of theirs . I've heard of people weighing a joint of meat ( £5 ?) as carrots . Getting it for 80p or something
Just looked the article up on self service it's a joke 3.2 billion lost last year .....
They noticed carrot sales were up lol
More than they had in stock ....
bluelord49
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Carrots ......good for the eyes and the purse
Stuckwithmoyes
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My old man use to work on the motorways. Was in charge of diversions. He got the sack for stealing. It’s a bit of a sore subject in our house, I should have known really - all the signs where there
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Cellardweller
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Isn't it weird when sometimes you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
I went for a job as a blacksmith. He said "are you any good at shoeing horses" I replied "No, but I once told a donkey to F off"
Stuckwithmoyes
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Talking of blacksmiths, we just kidnapped one. We knew it was a blacksmith instantly, because as soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door
Takes me back to the DANKA days
tommytowne
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I tell the story of popping into the Tesco on County Rd where I park my car on matchday. Grabbed a couple of sarnies and pies and looked for the self scan, but couldn't see one.
I mentioned this to the girl as she scanned my couple of goods and asked why there weren't any available.
Her deadpan reply was "you're not from round here aren't you?"
