They have their good points . I once had a bag of bananas which were £1 . The barcode wouldn't scan , so I pressed Weigh Produce . Came up as 50p . Result
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They have their good points . I once had a bag of bananas which were £1 . The barcode wouldn't scan , so I pressed Weigh Produce . Came up as 50p . Result
Did you see the total loss for most supermarkets on those checkouts lol
One store is getting rid ....
My closest Lidl got rid of theirs . I've heard of people weighing a joint of meat ( £5 ?) as carrots . Getting it for 80p or something
Just looked the article up on self service it's a joke 3.2 billion lost last year .....
They noticed carrot sales were up lol
More than they had in stock ....
bluelord49
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Carrots ......good for the eyes and the purse
Stuckwithmoyes
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My old man use to work on the motorways. Was in charge of diversions. He got the sack for stealing. It’s a bit of a sore subject in our house, I should have known really - all the signs where there
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Cellardweller
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Isn't it weird when sometimes you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
I went for a job as a blacksmith. He said "are you any good at shoeing horses" I replied "No, but I once told a donkey to F off"
Stuckwithmoyes
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Talking of blacksmiths, we just kidnapped one. We knew it was a blacksmith instantly, because as soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door
Takes me back to the DANKA days
tommytowne
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I tell the story of popping into the Tesco on County Rd where I park my car on matchday. Grabbed a couple of sarnies and pies and looked for the self scan, but couldn't see one.
I mentioned this to the girl as she scanned my couple of goods and asked why there weren't any available.
Her deadpan reply was "you're not from round here aren't you?"
Alanbileysfeathercut
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