summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Why are mountains funny ?
Because they're hill areas.
Because they're hill areas.
Jokes Thread
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AndyC
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Paddy is on a radio doing a live quiz.
The presenter asked Paddy, "For a £100, can you tell me who was the first women on Earth?
Paddy is quiet for a few seconds, then he says, “Give me a clue!”
"Go on then says the DJ, think of an apple.“
"That’s easy," replies Paddy, “Granny Smith.”
The presenter asked Paddy, "For a £100, can you tell me who was the first women on Earth?
Paddy is quiet for a few seconds, then he says, “Give me a clue!”
"Go on then says the DJ, think of an apple.“
"That’s easy," replies Paddy, “Granny Smith.”
Bit disappointed with the racial stereotyping
Its a joke buddy. In the joke thread. On the internet.
Frang
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Is right lad..
Went fishing yesterday and caught a conga eel
it had 25 other fish hanging onto the back of it.
it had 25 other fish hanging onto the back of it.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
A lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar.
The barman says, "I'm serving Narnia !"
The barman says, "I'm serving Narnia !"
Page one of the Jim Davidson Joke Book -
Turn it in mate
I used to be in a band and we did a Gig for the homeless which was packed out.
It was nice to see so many bums on seats.
It was nice to see so many bums on seats.
Bad 'bumist' you lad
Bumped into an old mate of mine today, it was the first time I'd seen him since he lost his right arm in a car crash.
"Where you off to Jim?"
"I'm nipping round me arl feller's, he wants me to change a headlight bulb for him"
"Bloody Hell Jim that's going to be difficult for you isn't it?"
Shouldn't be a problem" he said "he's kept the receipt"
"Where you off to Jim?"
"I'm nipping round me arl feller's, he wants me to change a headlight bulb for him"
"Bloody Hell Jim that's going to be difficult for you isn't it?"
Shouldn't be a problem" he said "he's kept the receipt"
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Paddy was having his annual medical and asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live and long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it," replied the doctor adding, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
"I don't go in for all Astrology nonsense," said Paddy.
"Neither do I," said the doctor...
"But, my thermometer just broke up your arse."
"I doubt it," replied the doctor adding, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
"I don't go in for all Astrology nonsense," said Paddy.
"Neither do I," said the doctor...
"But, my thermometer just broke up your arse."