centralTon
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Went to my porn star reunion last night,
good to come across some old faces again...
good to come across some old faces again...
Jokes Thread
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Jimmy Grimble
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That was in the predator
Cellardweller
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This one was in Predator. Great joke:
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pu55y, Jeez you got a big pu55y."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
Jimmy Grimble
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How do you circumcise a venereally infected crack addict?
Kick your mum in the chin.
Kick your mum in the chin.
SpongeBob brown shoes
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Joseph Fritzels daughters diary has been released today -
Monday-stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Tuesday-stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Wednesday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Thursday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Friday -stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Saturday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Sunday-Went out to watch Everton....wish I’d stayed at home with dad !!
Monday-stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Tuesday-stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Wednesday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Thursday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Friday -stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Saturday - stayed at home,my dad shagged me
Sunday-Went out to watch Everton....wish I’d stayed at home with dad !!
Too far that one pal
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efcjames
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My mistake - had only glanced over this page & assumed it was an offensive jokes thread
There’s a vague line, somewhere....
AndyC
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Many aspects of human sensuality are very puzzling.
Take celibacy, this can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
Whilst attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Bill and Mary listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?”
Bill leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered, "Self-raising, isn't it?" .
And thus began Bill's life of celibacy.
Take celibacy, this can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
Whilst attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Bill and Mary listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?”
Bill leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered, "Self-raising, isn't it?" .
And thus began Bill's life of celibacy.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
efcjames
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It's definitely Rebel Yell though.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Dating a girl from the zoo.
She's a keeper.
She's a keeper.
"What do we want?”
"Hearing aids!"
"When do we want them?"
"Hearing aids!"
"Hearing aids!"
"When do we want them?"
"Hearing aids!"
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Is hearing aids an STD of the ear?