Joke thread

[Kurt.]

It's a joke really ...

 

[bol-uk]

Had a date with a dolphin last night.

It was amazing, we just clicked.

 

[bol-uk]

This morning I stole a rabbit from the pet shop.

I had to make a run for it.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Just no.

 

[Librarian]

My wife says she thinks I've got herpes, I told her to [Poor language removed],
I've got my own peas

 

[Degs62]

What do you call a cow with wheels and handlebars?

























A Mootorbike.

 

[Bungle]

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fu*k it.

 

[BLUENOWZ1878]

Which one is the blonde

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The One with the wrong leg up!

 

[LocalNative]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How do we drive this thing?"

 

[Kurt.]

For sale :- 3 legged dog called woodbine
Enjoys going out for a drag sometimes.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Had a date with a dolphin last night.

It was amazing, we just clicked.

Stolen.

 

[Degs62]

What's a dog that's a really bad animal park?















A ****zhu

 

[Deloodid]

Why do women have periods???


Because they deserve them!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Princess Diana walks into a bar

She goes up to bar man and says "I'd like a Britvic Orange please"

Bar man says "No, you're dead"

 

[Deloodid]

A third person has been arrested from corrie,,,,,,,, police say, bill kenwright has been abusing everton for years.