John Terry trial to take place after Euro 2012

[chicoazul]

Go speak a language that isn't ours, on a machine that wasn't invented by an Englishman on an internet forum dedicated to a sport invented by... you guessed it.... Les Anglais.

You wouldn't have televisions if it wasn't for our sharp minds. So you wouldn't be reading this.

All hail the Scots.

And to think, if Scotland didn't share all the massive revenue from oil, England would be in pretty dire economic trouble

They'll find out in good time my friend. Can't wait for them to start queueing at our borders trying to emigrate. We'll be having none of that, unless there's a shortage of some cheap labour.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

a shortage of some cheap labour.

When you can't deep fry your own pizza or cook up your own H then isn't it time to throw in the (soiled) towel?

 

[chicoazul]

When you can't deep fry your own pizza or cook up your own H then isn't it time to throw in the (soiled) towel?

You won't be saying that when you're knocking my door begging me to let you gravel my extensive driveway sir.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I only have a little asphalt left over from a job before, you sure you don't want a bit thrown on your drive. And dem trees at the back, dey lukk like dey need a trim.

 

[bluejock]

I might need someone to help count up all my profits from the oilfields, and someone to tend to my back garden 9 hole golf course. Interested Nik?

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I might need someone to help count up all my profits from the oilfields, and someone to tend to my back garden 9 hole golf course. Interested Nik?

Forearm?

 

[chrissyjack]

If Scotland gets independence, will all the Scots in England have to apply for a visa? And vice-versa

 

[BigBlueBalls]

If Scotland gets independence, will all the Scots in England have to apply for a visa? And vice-versa

Need to learn em to be able to write first.

 

[chicoazul]

If Scotland gets independence, will all the Scots in England have to apply for a visa? And vice-versa

Yes you do sir. And we'll have none of that loutish behaviour or nazi extremism north of the border sonny.

 

[chrissyjack]

Yes you do sir. And we'll have none of that loutish behaviour or nazi extremism north of the border sonny.

How high will the wall be "re-built" ?

 

[bluejock]

A very select few might be allowed to remain 'in country' but the majority will be trafficed straight back down the M74

 

[chicoazul]

How high will the wall be "re-built" ?

As high as it takes sir. We got loads of stone. We'll cultivate Ben Nevis with our bare hands if it means keeping you lot out.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've never been to Scotland. Will being able to do a good Scottish accent allow me in ?

 

[Jib in lad]

If Scotland get independence they owe us 45 billion because RBS is a scottish bank .

Just a thought like .

 

[chicoazul]

If Scotland get independence they owe us 45 billion because RBS is a scottish bank .

Just a thought like .

ABORT! ABORT!